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Been Wonderin'

Ya' know, we work in a funny industry.  I think that being a part of the travel business breeds a sense of humor.  How'd Jimmy Buffett put it in Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes - "If we weren't all crazy we would go insane"?  So all of this makes me wonder:

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

 Why is a person that handles your money called a "Broker?

 
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

 Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?

 
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 
And finally, did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
 

I'm just askin'!


Cheers!

Your Cyber-Sales Rep